I Know A Shortcut Mens Socks

I Know A Shortcut Mens Socks! Look, it's not complicated. You just take a left at the brown tree, the one with all those branches? Yeah, then you go about 43 paces past the old building there...no, no Indiana Jone's paces, that's standard, and then... 

• Men's shoe size 7-12.
• 26% nylon; 72% combed cotton; 2% spandex.